Need to send an automated email to your non-believing heathen friends when the end of the world is nigh?
Well, here's the service for you. After the rapture, your drug using, blood drinking, non-Christian friends will get a convenient (and just in time!) message telling them to repent while you sit comfortably in heaven.
Spam from the great beyond!
Sheesh. Make sure that you read the sample letter. It's hilarious.
These people are either bat-shit crazy or incurably stupid. The problem is that they're also running the country and picking our Supreme Court justices.
--Tinfoil out
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